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![]() ![]() If there is any porn worth paying for, then this is it my friends. If you’re reading this, chances are you’re on a mobile phone with limited browser capabilities. So I strongly advise you to make a mental or written note to self to reluctantly return to porn-worth-paying-for.com on your computer at an appropriate time of your choosing, but preferably when your wife’s at her yoga class. And besides, you can’t very well wank at Starbucks now can you? (rhetorical question, don’t answer, only laugh, but don’t draw too much attention to yourself). The last time I got coffee there, I got a bodacious blowjob from the beautiful barista, and banged her bountiful butt… I know I didn’t, but you can imagine what that would have been like though right? Hey literary people, do you concur with the way I cleverly coagulated seven B words into an all so awesome allusion? And If I’m not mistaken, an alliteration referencing an alliteration counts as a pun. |